BootyNet Metrics are here, see real-time updates at metrics.bootynet.online
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All statistics are updated every 12.5 minutes** buy our Advanced Network Crystal Ball™
Network performance
- Peak throughput: 14.2 Tbps across BootyBackbone™
- Average latency: 5ms
- Uptime: 99.9998%*
- Simultaneous users supported: 4000 clients/sec
- Total network throughput: multiple exabytes per sec (when 1+1=window)
Security Metrics
- Blocked suspicious login attempts: 92,646 since last check
- PIN-Protected Devices: 20%
- Security alerts ignored: 100,000 worldwide (internally)
- Encryption Level: Good enough™
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Coverage Statistics
- Tower count: 2
- Global reach: 20,000km (per tower)
- Water Cooled towers: 1 (powered by lake Taupō)
- Night life towers: 1
BootySat Coverage
- Coverage area: 100% of all water
- Experimental relays launched: 70
- Connection rate: 40.194%
- Average remote ping: Not supported by Crystal ball™
Hardware lifecycle
- Total repurposed shopping carts: 3000
- Routers shipped: 1
- Cable ties: many
- Average hardware age: 9 years
*Downtime excludes maintenance, upgrades, unexpected events, and stuff the team didnt like
**Data may be delayed by caching, maintenance, or other factors for up to 12 years.